"Shower" joke
There is an apartment an in there lived an old couple, a painter, a blind guy, and a hot chick.
One day the chickk went to get into the shower and heard a knock at the door and looked thru the hole in the door and it wa sthe old couple; she puts on her bathrobe and opens the door, and they say congratulate us we got married!
The chick congradulates them and gos to get back in the shower. She hears another knock on the door and looks thru the hole again and it was the painter he says cogradgulate me I just finished another painting!
She congradulates him on goes to get back in the shower and hears another knock on the door. it is the blind guy; she figures she did not need the bathrobe this time. She opens the door and he says congradulate me I can see!
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