"Seconds In A Year" joke

The teacher said, "Class, we know there are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day, and 365 days in a year. Now, who can tell me how many seconds there are in a year?"
The class looked very baffled by the question, except for Billy, who raised his hand and waved it excitedly.
"Ok, Billy, tell me how many seconds there are in a year," the teacher said.
"There are twelve seconds in a year," exclaimed Billy.
"Twelve? Please explain how on earth you came up with that number," the teacher said.
"Well," explained Billy, "there's January second, February second, March second... "

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