"Santa must be drinking" joke

The Top 10 Signs That Santa Has Been Drinking
& & 1. While your child is on his lap, he tells them they`re not getting his Bud Light.
& & 2. You see his sleigh pulled over and the police with a breathlyzer.
& & 3. Those darn milk and cookies never worked but the Jack Daniels does!
& & 4. You don`t remember getting a request for venison in your stocking.
& & 5. Betty Ford releases him on December 24th.
& & 6. After each child, he has a Jello Shot.
& & 7. This year the sleigh is being pulled by the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull.
& & 8. He jumps down a manhole and then gets angry when he can`t find the tree.
& & 9. Instead of going Onward, Dancer and Prancer... he just grumbles and says "Awww... just get going!"

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