"Santa clause please" joke

a young attravtive woman was waiting up for santa clouse to come, he finally came and the woman wanted him to stay "santa please stay" santa replied
"ho ho ho gotta go gotta deliver prezzies door to door"
she took of her night gown and then asked again "now wil you stay"
again he replied "ho ho ho gota go gotta deliver prezzies door to door"
she took off her bra "now will stay"
"ho ho ho gotta go gotta deliver prezzies door to door"
in a last effort she took off her thong "now will u stay"
santa replied "hey hey hey gotta stay hangin on the chimney with a stiffi on the way"

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