"Run Over Rooster" joke
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, “I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him. ”
“Suit yourself, ” the farmer replied, “you can go join the other chickens that are around the back. ”
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