"Rodney D. one-liner" joke
The Rodney files:
My daughter's like Federal Express. When she meets a guy she just absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
One day as I came home early from work... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy... Hey buddy... why are you doing that for? He said... Because you came home early.
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Once when I was lost... I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him... do you think we'll ever find them? He said... I don't know kid... there are so many places they can hide.
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy.I told him... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said... Alright... you're ugly too!
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