"Revenge of the Blondes!" joke
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn't show the dirt. - Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price-Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. - Why are most brunettes flat-chested? It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts. - Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache. - Why is the color brunette considered evil? When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?-How can you tell a brunette is lonely? Check her for a pulse. - What is the most frustrated animal in the world? A brunette rabbit. - Why do brunettes wear training bras? It's cheaper than changing their Band-Aids every day. - Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls? Parents felt the dandruffmight be contagious. - How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair? With a rake. - Why don't brunettes get breast implants? They've already spent their money on thigh & butt implants. - Why did God create brunettes? So ugly men wouldn't feel left out. - What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation. - Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant? From their underarms. - How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night? Startled. - What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette? A hostage. - How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color? By studying what oilspills did to seaweed. - What's the difference between a brunette and the trash? At least the trash gets taken out once a week. - What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween? They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops. - Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2, 000 for a breast job? Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch. - What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?' What part of *yes* don't you understand?'
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