"Renounce Satan" joke

Father Mulligan was ministering to a man on his death bed. "Renounce Satan," Father Mulligan yelled.
"No," the dying man said.
"You must renounce the devil and his works!" insisted Father Mulligan.
"No," the dying man said again.
"Why, in the name of all that is holy, not?" asked the Father.
"I'd like to wait and see where I'm heading before I start annoying anyone!" replied the dying man.

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