"Red bull" joke

12 year old timmy and 4 year old jimmy and their mom were sitting down and watching television when the red bull comercial appeared. timmy can you buy me a red bull? jimmy asked
im not old enough to go to the store.
ok said timmy
a few minutes later little jimmy had finished his red bull and was now looking over his shoulders
jimmy what are you looking for asked his brother
jimmy replied where the fuck is my wings!!!

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