"Really bad Star Trek Riddle" joke

Q: What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

A: The Captain's log.

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BONUS BAD STAR TREK RIDDLE!!!

Q: How are the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper the same?

A: They're both on a mission to Uranus to wipe out the Klingons.

(Say it out loud if you don't get it...)