"Rabbit Spray" joke
One day there was this hairdresser going to work. As she was driving down the road, a rabbit ran out in front of her car. She heard a thump, and sure enough she hit it. The rabbit was still alive, but suffering. So, she went insider her car and found a can of something. She new it had chemicals in it, so she sprayed it on the rabbit to kill it so it wouldn't suffer anymore. The next day while driving to work, she noticed the same rabbit on a mountain waiving to her. So, she waived back. The next couple days, as she was going to work the rabbit was on the same mountain waiving. This went on for sometime. She was confused, so she opened her bag and looked to see what she sprayed on the rabbit. Here, the can said permanent wave for damaged hair.
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