"Questions of life" joke

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
What does geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that if you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
If a 7-11is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are their locks on the doors?
Why are their Interstates in Hawaii?
Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when it's against the law to drink and drive?
Why are they called apartments, when they are all stuck together?

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