"Quaffing" joke

Quaffing at his favorite bar one afternoon, the gentleman was particularly struck by the odd behavior of a man three stools down. As fast as the bartender could serve him, he was tossing off hookers of bourbon. Becoming alarmed, the gentleman moved over to the compulsive imbiber and asked, "What kind of a way is that to drink good bourbon?"
"It's the only way I can drink it since my accident," the man replied, throwing down two more shots in fast order.
"What kind of an accident was that?"
The man guzzled another one, shuddered and then answered, "I once knocked over a drink with my elbow."

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