"Put it on my bill" joke
Duck waddles into a bar, hops up on a barstool, asks the bartender (in his best Daffy Duck accent), "Got any duck food?"
"We don't serve duck food in this bar, buddy!" replies the bartender.
"Thorry," the Duck shrugs as he hops down and waddles out.
A few minutes later another duck waddles in, hops on a stool and asks, "Got any duck food?"
Angered, the bartender gets in the little duck's face and barks, "Look bub, we don't serve duck food here, understand?"
"Thhhertainly," says the duck, quickly hopping down and waddling out the door.
Sure enough, within a few more minutes, another duck enters the bar, waddles across the floor and hops up on the stool. The bartender, enraged walks over with a hammer in his hand and confronts the fowl offender. "Look buster! I don't have any duck food, so don't ask, and if you do I'm gonna' hammer your silly beak to that wall over there. Now what'll it be?"
Timidly the little duck stammers, "H... h... have you got any nails?"
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