"Profession Determines Punishment" joke

Three men were on a trip to Saudi Arabia and stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. Just as they were beginning to get friendly with the women, the Sheik entered the tent.
"I am the master of all these women," the Sheik bellowed. "No one is to touch them but me! You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way that corresponds to your profession."
He then turned to the first man and asked what he did for a living.
"I'm a policeman," the man replied.
"Then we will shoot your penis off!" said the Sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked what he did for a living.
"I'm a fireman," replied the second man.
"Then we will burn your penis off!" said the Sheik. Finally, he asked the last man, ""And you, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a lollipop salesman!" the third man answered, with a sly grin.

A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out from it followed by a harem of women, and a rooster. The "party" is escorted to a table and given a menu.
When time to order the sheik orders for himself and the more...

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During the Israeli-Arab war, the Arabs were getting slaughtered. Their general called his men together, look men we have to take drastic action. Shoot on sight any Israelis, no questions asked.
It was getting late. A very young Israeli man comes wandering down the path more...

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Three american businessmen were on a trip to Saudi Arabia when they stumbled upon a harem filled with gorgeous girls. They went in and were getting really "friendly" with the harem-girls when the Sheik returned and caught them in the act.

He had them tied up more...

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Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia.
One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.
"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch more...

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There was this Sheik in the desert who was a very cruel man, but had a sporting nature. Once when he had condemned a prisoner to die, he changed his mind and gave the man a chance to go free.
He explained to the prisoner that he must conquer three challenges to be given his more...

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