"Planned Parenthood Issues Christmas Gift Certificates" joke

Planned Parenthood Issues Christmas Gift Certificates

Press release: "Looking for an unusual, yet practical gift this holiday season? Planned Parenthood of Indiana (PPIN) is now offering gift certificates for services or the recipient's choice of birth control method. The gift certificates are also a wonderful idea for that person in your life who puts everyone else first."

Except for that baby, of course.
So this holiday season, give the gift of death. After all, no time of year is too cheery to get some killing done. One wonders if Dr. Kevorkian is running any specials.

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