"Pedro and his promise" joke

Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."Miraculously, a parking place appeared.Pedro looked up again and said "Never mind. I found one."

So my friends were asking Pedro where he got the new car, so he said "So i got off of the train and i saw this beautiful girl in a nice car and she said" "Want a ride?" "So i accepted." "When i got to her house, she started taking of her shirt more...

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