"Parrot" joke

One day a black man walked into a bar with an old parrot on his shoulder. The bartender came up to the man and said, "What'll it be?" As soon as he asked the parrot shoots out "Shot of Tequila." So the bartender, amazed, gets a shot of Tequila. The black man squeezes a lemon into the shot glass and drinks it. When the bartender comes back he asks the black man, "Anything else" The parrot shoots again, "Yes, the check!" The bartender is so impressed he asks the black man, "That is so amazing, where did you get it?" And the Parrot replies, "Africa."

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