"Paris Blows" joke

Wannabe Pop-Star and full-time skank, Paris Hilton was arrested in Beverly Hill yesterday on susp*cion of driving under the influence, a misdemeanor. Since she was driving erratically, admitted to drinking earlier, and failed a field sobriety test, people begin to wonder where's the'susp*cion'. People are asking if this was celebrity treatment. What or who exactly did she blow?

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