"Pain" joke

A schoolboy came home with a pain in his stomach. “Well, sit down and eat your lunch, ” said his mother. “Your stomach is hurting because it is empty. It will be all right when you have got something in it. ” Shortly afterwards Dad came in from the office, complaining of a headache. “That’s because your head is empty, ” said his son, “You would be all right if you had something in it. ”

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