"Out of Stock" joke

A woman entered a convenience store and asked the manager, "Do you have any mechanical pencils?"
"Sorry," replied the manager, "They're out of stock."
"Well, do you have any small writing pads?" she asked.
"Nope, don't have those either," he answered.
Feeling her stomach begin to rumble, she asked, "Do you have any chips? Doritos? Candy bars?"
"Sorry, don't have any," he said.
"Good Lord," exclaimed the woman. "If you don't have anything, why don't you just close the doggone store?"
"Don't have the key," he replied with a shrug.

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