"One day there were two boys playing by a stream" joke

One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys was lingering over by a bush.
The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long, so he walked over to the bush, and to his astonishment saw a woman bathing naked in the stream.
All of a sudden the second boy took off running.
The first boy couldn't understand why his friend ran away so abruptly, so he took off after him.
When he finally caught up to him, he asked why he ran away.
The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."

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