"On their wedding night the husband was so self..." joke

On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that before undressing, he snapped off the light. Once he was in bed, he unzipped his pants and handed his member to his bride." That's thoughtful, darling," she cooed, "but we'll need the light if you want to write thank-you notes. "

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