"On Its Merits" joke

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Leon, gave me $15, 000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10, 000."

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon. .. "Now then, I'm returning $5, 000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits."

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