"Oh Boy...more warning signs!" joke
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place"(why... a duh!)On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.(ah-ha! So that's what happened to my little sister!)On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.(oh sure... now they tell me!)On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device.(aye matey... but the sharks love' em!)On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake. On a handgun: Not recommended for use as a nutcracker. On pantyhose: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.(well that's just great... now what do I use!)On a Pentium chip: If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it for a $2- shipping and a $3-handling charge, for a total of $4. 97.(now you know WHY there was a Y2K bug!)On a palm sander: Not to be used to sand palms. On a blender: Not for use as an aquarium.(he-he... I gotta try this one!)On syrup of ipecac: Caution: May cause vomiting. On a revolving door: Passenger compartments for individual use only. On children's alphabet blocks: Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.(hmmm... I think I'll test this one out on my nephews: )
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