"Obsessions meeting" joke
4 women enter an obsession class with their children to learn about and deal with their odsession.
the consuleor says to the first mom:
"your obsessed with money, you named your daughter penny."
then the mom takes her kid and leaves
the consuleor says to the second mom:
"your obsessed with food you named your daughter candy."
then the mom takes her kid and leaves
the consuleor says to the third mom:
" your obsessed with alcohol. you named your kid brandy"
then the mom takes her kid and leaves.
then the fourth mom whispers to her kid this is ridiculous, come on Dick were leaving.
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