"Not Heart-Related, This Time - That IS News!" joke

Former Vice President Dick Cheney is undergoing surgery today to deal with a case of spinal stenosis.
"And by spinal stenosis," said Anthony Caputy, the doctor performing the surgery, "We mean the experimental serum we invented to keep his feet from morphing back into hooves is wearing off."

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