"Night Watchman" joke

A blonde was walking by an office building late one night and noticed a sign that read: Press bell for night watchman."
So, she did.
Soon she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally, he made his way through the revolving door.
"Well," he growled at the blonde, "what do you want?"
"I just wanted to know why you can't ring it yourself?" the blonde replied.

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