"News Update...." joke

President Bush is vowing he will not back down in his support for UN Ambassador John Bolton. Having heard that, Bolton’s already packing up his office.

Amid allegations he snorted crystal meth and cavorted with a male prostitute, evangelical leader Ted Haggard is entering “spiritual rehab.” It was either that, or the West Hollywood samba competition.

A Kansas woman who lost her voice nearly three years ago, suddenly started talking again. Doctors were stunned; her husband was pissed.

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