"My Thanksgiving Toast" joke

We braved airport lines, we braved delayed planes
We came home in cars, and we came home in trains
We came home from college, we took days off work
We spent hours in traffic, which drove us berserk
They stopped all the mail, and they closed all the banks
So we could be home and we could give thanks
To our friends and our family, on this holiday
Who remind us...why we all moved so far away
Happy Thanksgiving.

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