"Most Powerful Liquid" joke

Johnny was sitting on the steps with a container of turpentine, shaking it up and watching the bubbles, when a priest came along and asked him what he had. "What I have," said Johnny, "is the most powerful liquid in the world. It's turpentine."
"Oh no, my son," the priest said, "Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. If you take just a little of this Holy water and rub it on a pregnant woman's tummy, she will pass a healthy baby."
"Heck, that's nothing," said Johnny. "You take some of this turpentine, rub it on a cat's butt and he'll pass a motorcycle."

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