"Mortuary Pickup" joke

Man: Hello. My wife has just died. Can you come to pick up the body?

Mortuary: Yes. Where do you live?

Man: On the corner of 37th and Eucalyptus.

Mortuary: Could you spell that please?

Man: Uhhhhh. How' bout if I drag her over to Oak and you can pick her up there?

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