"Mom sues school - Conclusion" joke

A mom/student won their case suing a high school that denied their son's picture. The picture showed him yielding a prop medieval sword, in violation of the school "no weapons policy." The ACLU got involved and the students photo was allowed.
Lucky for all the ACLU has finally broken through all the racist/sexist hurdles to attack the heart of the problem: high school photos. Now with this horrible senior photo event behind them, the ACLU is set out to find the criminal who wrote "Bobby Sux" on locker 114 in a middle school in Louisiana.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A WOG WHEN...................

1. You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother yells at you.

2. You carry your lunch in a Weston Produce bag because you can't fit 2 falafel chicken sandwiches, 4 more...

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A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in this order of appearance: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David.

They decided that this was a unique more...

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Physics Puzzle... Nice one - try to crack it. ....
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came more...

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