"Mitsubishi" joke

An older woman is in the grocery store checkout when she takes notice of the bag-boy and begins to get turned on.
She pays for the groceries and as she’s walking out behind the bag-boy she makes her plan to seduce him.
Outside the door she leans over and whispers in his ear…”I have an itchy pussy”.
The bag boy responds...”well you’ll have to point it out, all these Japanese cars look the same”.

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was Polish, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. Rather than ask the standard questions during the interview, the chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that more...

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There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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