"Missouri Dumb Laws" joke
Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
In Merryville women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."Excelsior Springs: Hard objects may not be thrown by hand. Excelsior Springs: Worrying squirrels is not tolerated. Kansas City: Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely. Kansas City: Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited. Marceline: Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters. Marquette: It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law). Mole: Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. Natchez: It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants. Purdy: Dancing is strictly prohibited. St. Louis: A milk man may not run while on duty. University City: Four women may not rent an apartment together.
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