"Mens personal ads" joke

40-ish... 52 and looking for 25-year-old.
Athletic... sits on the couch and watches sport.
Average looking... unusual hair growth on ears, nose and back.
Educated... will always treat you like an idiot.
Free spirit... sleeps with your sister.
Friendship first... as long as friendship involves nudity.
Fun... good with a remote and a six-pack.
Good looking... arrogant.
Honest... pathological liar.
Huggable... overweight, more body hair than a bear.
Likes to cuddle... insecure, overly dependent.
Mature... until you get to know him.
Open-minded... wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested.
Physically fit... I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself.
Poet... has written on a toilet wall.
Spiritual... once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday.
Stable... occasional stalker, but never arrested.
Thoughtful... says 'please' when demanding a beer