"Mahindas Logic Exam" joke
Mahinda decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, his old friend Wimal came home.
Wimal: Mahinda How is your MBA preparation?
Mahinda: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Wimal: Logic is very easy.
Mahinda: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Wimal: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Mahinda: YES.
Wimal: Logically, there will be water in it.
Mahinda: YES.
Wimal: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Mahinda: YES.
Wimal: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Mahinda: YES.
Wimal: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Mahinda: YES.
Wimal: so, logically, your are married.
Mahinda: YES.
Wimal: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
Mahinda was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Mangala and he wanted to show his knowledge on Logic to him.
Mahinda: I want to show you my knowledge on Logic
Mangala: Ah.. how do you find it? .
Mahinda: Oh, logic is easy.
Mangala: Please, give me an example.
Mahinda: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Mangala: NO, I don't.
Mahinda: "Ammata hudu!, you're HOMO!!!"
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