"Lousy Actors" joke

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, " Where is my father?" The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with " Your father is fishing in Michigan." The skeptical man said triumphantly, " You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years." " No", replied the super computer immediately. " Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."

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