"Locked Out" joke

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were shopping when Paris suddenly realized she locked her keys in the car. So they went back and Paris got out her tweezers to try to pick the lock. She tried for a couple of minutes and then Nicole gave it a try. "Hurry!" Paris said. "It’s starting to rain. And the top is down!"

Paris Hilton's new CD is considered a flop because it only sold 75,000 units in its first week. Sighed Hilton, "I'm confused. Moving 75,000 units in a week is how I got my record deal in the first place."

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