"Local Individual Performs Unspecified Act" joke

In what has probably become a somewhat regular occurance in this little know location, a local individual has recently performed an unspecified act.
Although details are still sketchy at this point, some believe that this action may have a profound effect on others and could possily lead to similar behavior, whatever that behavior might be.
(several staff writers and press associations contributed to this report)

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