"Little Johnny Playing Soccer" joke

A nice old man gets a job as grounds keeper at an elementery school. One day he noticed a little boy standing all by himself at the end of a field while all the rest of the kids played socer. Feeling sorry for the little boy, he asked what the boy's name was and how he was doing. The boy said, "Uh, my name is Johnny, and I'm just fine." The man then asked Johnny why he was standing all by himself while all the rest of the kids played soccer. To which little Johnny replied, "Because I'm the other fuckin' goalie!"

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