"Little Johnny Humpherharder" joke
One day Johnny and Susie were playing tag outside. They both got really hungry so Johnny asked his mother to make them something to eat she replied with, "Yes but go upstairs with Susie because it's getting cold outside. I'll call you when it's ready."
So Susie and Johnny decided to play house. 15 minutes passed and Susie and Johnny were thinking on what to do next. "Johnny," his mother said. "Huh?" I guess she didn't here him so she said, "Johnny Humper." So for some reason he said, "Okay," and started humping Susie. "Johnny Humperharder." So he started humping her harder. "Johnny Humperharder," she said even louder and he humped her like he never had before. So then his mom yelled, "Johnny stop playing games and come here right now," and he said, "I can't it's stuck."
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