"Little Black Boy" joke
While playing around the house one day, a little black boy came across a can of white paint that his dad had been using. He gets an idea to paint his little hands and face and pretend to be a little white boy for a while.
He's so excited about this, he just has to go show and tell someone. So he runs into the kitchen and says,"Look Mama! I's a little white boy!"
She screams at him and tells him if he doesn't wash that white paint off, he will be grounded for a whole month and won't get any supper!
So now the little boy is almost in tears but decides to try' showing off' one more time.
He runs upstairs to his dad's room and proudly yells "Look Dad, I'm a little white boy now!"
His dad screams back,"You're black, you little son-of-abitch, and don't you ever forget it! Now, wash that white paint off, or I'm gonna spank you your ass!"
The little boy thinks for a second and says "You know, Dad, I've only been white for a couple of minutes, but' m starting to hate you damn blacks already."
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