"Lesson to be Learned" joke

Three guys were out camping one day. One guy goes out in the woods. A bird call the foobird poops right on his shoulder. He wipes it off, and he dies.
The second man goes out. The bird craps on him. He wipes it off his shoulder and he dies.
The third guy goes out. Seeing what happened to the other two guys he is careful to watch out for the foobird. But the bird does poop on him. He wipes it off, and he dies
Whats the moral of this story?
If the foo shits, wear it.

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