"Lawyers Genie" joke
A man walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.
“I will grant you three wishes, ” announced the genie. “But there is one condition. I am a lawyer’s genie. That means that for every wish you make, every lawyer in the world gets the wish as well–only double. ”
The man thought about this for a while. “For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars, ” he announced.
Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that £10, 000, 000 had been deposited. “But every lawyer in the world has just recieved £20, 000, 000, ” the genie said.
“I’ve always wanted a Ferrari, ” the man said. “That’s my second wish. ”
Instantly a Ferrari appeared. “But every lawyer in the world has just recieved two Ferraris, ” the genie said. “And what is your last wish? ”
“Well, ” said the man, “I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant. ”
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