"Lawyer ethics" joke

A lawyer is teaching his son, Ed, about ethics."Ed, suppose that one day a gentleman comes into my office with a simple question. Upon answering the man's question, I charge him
$100.00. He is outraged at the bill for such a simple question but agrees to pay. The man reaches in his wallet and grabs a hundred dollar bill and thrusts the money into my hand. Upon his leaving, I notice that the man has, in fact, given me two $100.00 bills.Now, Ed, here's the ethical question: Do I share that money with my partner?"

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