"Knock Knock Short Jokes" joke
Who's there?
Mad'am
Mad'am who?
*My Damn* foot's stuck in the door!
Your mama's so stupid, she asked me to help her put a puzzle of a tiger together. I went over and she had a box of frosted flakes poured out on the table!
Q: What does a woman and a condom have in common? A: If they're not on your cock, they're in your damn wallet!
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: "Where's my tractor?"
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