"Kids at the Hospital" joke

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for? ”
The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous. ”
The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze. ”
The second kid then asks, “What are you here for? ”
“A circumcision, ” the first kid answers.
“Whoa! ” the second kid says. “Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year. ”

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