"Keith Richards Cast in "Pirates 3"" joke

Keith Richards has been cast to portray Captain Jack Sparrow's (Johnny Depp) father in the third "Pirates of the Carribean" movie, in a move welcomed by everyone except the screenwriter who replied, "How the HELL do I write dialogue for someone who mumbles incoherently?" The studio added to the challenge by casting Bob Dylan as Sparrow's uncle.

Pirates chairman Bob Nutting recently told reporters that an MLB salary cap would make Pittsburgh more competitive. Provided that salary cap is half a million dollars.

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Q: Why are pirates pirates?!
A: Because they arrrrre...

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US seamen are now being trained to fend off pirates at sea. First, they were told to stop dressing like whores.

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why are pirates called pirates caled pirates/ BECAUSE THEY JUST ARHHHH

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Anybody who watches baseball knows that the Pittsburgh Pirates trade away all of their good players every year. Ok, having said that, here's the joke.
Did you hear the news? The Pirates traded away their mascot for a couple of minor league mascots!

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