"Katie Holmes Out Of Gotham" joke

Maggie Gyllenhaal is in final talks to star opposite Christian Bale
in Christopher Nolan's "The Dark Knight," the next installment in the revitalized Batman franchise. She'll play the role of Rachel Dawes, played by Katie Holmes in "Batman Begins." Holmes dropped out of theproject earlier in the year.

It is speculated that Holmes was persuaded not to do the film by husband Tom Cruise. Cruise is upset that Batman is not a Scientologist - he is a Reform Jew. Also, it is widely known that Batman takes Prozac, and drives around in a Batmobile, not a spaceship.

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